Show Recap 2-20

The show begins by discussing the lead story across the country right now, being that gay marriages are now legal in the state of NJ. We already were the butt-end of enough jokes, now we need to add this?
Craig doesn’t believe that this will impact the state, for better or worse.
We are now the ‘gay Mecca’ of the country ladies and gentlemen.

A caller wishes death upon Craig for stating that a white person would never be welcome in Trenton.
 
The guys try to figure out what holiday song has gay lyrics in it. CDawg and Ray try to sing some lyrics. The song turns out to be ‘Deck the Halls.’ Craig wonders why no one on the show can sing after CDawg and Ray’s poor performance.
 
The guys then bring up the mystery of the couple from South Jersey, Danielle Limbo and her boyfriend Richard Petrone, that have been missing for two years without a trace or even a lead as to their whereabouts. Sadly, the couple had a child together. How do they just vanish and never seen nor heard from with no clues or a trace?
If someone decided to disappear, would there be anyone who you could trust to tell what you were planning to do? Craig said that the last person that could be trusted at the station would be Ray. When pressed, Craig gives a couple of instances to show why Ray couldn’t be trusted.
If the pair just vanished Craig believes it must be an Italian behind it.
Listeners call in to give their different ‘conspiracy theories’ as to how this could have happened.
 
Craig tells Ray that Niggity pulled a prank on Ray’s mozzarella balls which gets Ray fired up. Little does he know Craig just made it up, but it was funny to watch Ray march into Niggity’s studio and yell at him for it nonetheless.
 
For those who may not have been aware, John Quinlan, a lead Army pilot from Bradley Beach died Monday when his helicopter crashed in Afghanistan. John’s Aunt surprisingly called in to the show to discuss his death. Craig had many listeners extremely upset at him for saying that Quinlan died needlessly. Craig later explains that Quinlan fighting for his country is noble, but at this point, our troops being over there is needless and they should be brought home. Craig gets validated only a couple of hours later as Britain announced their plan to start a withdraw of their troops from Iraq.
 
Craig rips our web guy Jose for not getting the captions that coincide with the pictures on our web page of the contestant Antonella Barbera from ‘Idol’. It seems Craig had to remind him that from 2-7pm everyday, he works for us. Seriously, what could be more important than making sure the #1 rated FM talk show station in America has everything they need on their web page on a daily basis, right?
 
The guys then discuss the struggle for Desiree Sheehy, a seven year old from Franklin Lakes whose been denied use of her walker in school. Her grandmother and co-guardian, Linda Sheehy, comes on the show to discuss the problems they’ve faced. They aren’t asking the school to do anything different so how could they deny Desiree’s request? The Director of special needs for Franklin Lakes denied her request. The guys agree that this guy probably gets paid a lot of money to obviously do nothing.
 
The guys take a break on the serious talk for a second to argue over their favorite models in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Craig believes that Beyonce’ should have never graced the cover of the magazine and that she’s out of her league on this one.
 
The guys play the audio of a girl who was on the Today show who has been hiccupping for the past three weeks. Can’t someone scare her out of this? Niggity mentions that if it was him, he would have blown his head off after the first day.
 
Craig believes that ray is going through a mid-life crisis. Ray argues and says that he is merely working on getting himself in shape and his new motto is ‘Jacked by June and Diesel by December.’ To the contrary, Dennis Malloy calls in to say Ray will be ‘Marshmallow by March and Mozzarella by May’, good call Dennis!
 
Craig reveals the guys have a nickname for Ray which is PBD, as in Pillsbury Dough Boy.
 
Are Big Red’s studies legit? Craig asks Michelle Pilenza if all the studies she talks about are real and if she has the paperwork to back it up. Craig fantasizes about call screener Irene & Michelle and tells them that there are only two females in the building he won’t fantasize about.