He's got three older kids...she's a new mom. He likes to cook...she orders take-out. He wants the government off his back and out of his pocket...she wants what's for the common good. Dennis and Michele figure it all out weekdays 10AM-2PM.
Steve Trotte Producer/Screener
Last Week On Dennis & Michele:
Sexy billboard for jeans in Newark drawing criticism
Pregnant bartender at topless bar fired. Discrimination or just running a business?
Nude snow sculpture in Rahway draws complaint
Restaurant employee in trouble for tampering w/ Police Officer's food
NJ teens kicked off girls basketball team for Facebook comments
Dennis Malloy Live!
It's Dennis Malloy as you've never heard him before!
Live and uncensored on DVD, Dennis has been selling out theatres and comedy clubs all over New Jersey. What a great stocking stuffer!
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Linda Clark, a tennis buff who as a child won her first racket for 10 cents at a Pitman carnival, will lead the Glassboro High School boys' tennis team onto the hard court for its first practice today - after her four-year absence. Read the full story here!
Dennis' New Crush
Alexis Dziena from HBO's Entourage Click here for her imdb.com page.
"Offensive" Snow(wo)man
Maria Conneran and her family sculpted Venus de Milo in last week's snow outside their Colonia Boulevard home in Rahway. Her mother, Elisa Gonzalez, called it, "curvaceous, bodacious
and booty-licious."
But Sgt. Dominick Sforza says police received an anonymous complaint. Gonzalez says the officer was apologetic and appreciative of the sculpture's assets. The officer asked the family to dress the snow woman.
The family added a green bikini top and a blue sarong bottom. The family took it down on Monday because it was starting to
melt in the warmer air.
Sexy billboard in Newark draws criticism
Fake Rangers Proposal
Showing that the Rangers' wit is about as razor-sharp as their 10th-place hockey team, that fan marriage proposal gone horribly wrong on Sunday at the Garden turned out Monday to be a wisecrack gone dismally right.
When a woman sitting at the Seventh Ave. end during Sunday's Rangers-Lightning walked out of the arena on a man who ostensibly had asked her to marry him on the Gardenvision screen, it looked like a brutal turn in a relationship played out in agonizing public view.
In fact, a source said Monday, it was an inside joke cooked up by game-presentation staff and carried out by paid actors who are, in real life, engaged. Click here to read more.
Dennis & Michele can get you a date for Valentine's Day with the Dennis & Michele Dating Game! Click here for pictures and more video.
Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown & Daughters Ayla (L) And Arianna (R)
Traffic Jam Experiment
Jersey Shore The Movie
Snookie as a Child Star
"Wow He wakes up to this every morning."
Former “Happy Days” star Scott Baio claims he has been barraged with death threats and accused of being a racist after posting an unflattering photo of Michelle Obama on Twitter along with the caption “WOW He wakes up to this every morning.” Click here for the full story.
Congratulations to Hector from Lumberton whose caption received the most votes.
TIGER!!! YOU BETTER DELETE MY NUMBER OFF YOUR PHONE!!!!
Dennis Malloy on "A Roma Aroma"
Dennis' Heated Conversation with a 24-year Old Police Officer
Listen:
Jay-Z & Squeezy D
Happy Holidays from Dennis Malloy & "A Roma Aroma"
Chris Daggett:"You hear it every day...Jim Gearhart & Dennis Malloy rail about it all the time and now when they have the chance to do the right thing they ended up being party guys. How unbelievable is that to me? I can't believe Jim and Dennis are just party guys through and through."
Listen to Daggett's comments:
World's Most Interesting Man
Christie Promises to Appear on "Ask the Governor"
Republican Chris Christie signs a paper plate that if elected he will appear on the monthly "Ask the Governor" program.
9 year-old Scores Incredible Hockey Goal
The Hard-Hitting Documentary about New Jersey Public Education
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS 1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
Singing President Obama's Praises
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand [?]
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be clear today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said Red, Yellow, Black or White
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Yes
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
segue to
Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all [do? doth??] say "hooray!"
Hooray Mr. President! You're number one!
The first Black American to lead this great na-TION!
Hooray, Mr. President something-something-some
A-something-something-something-some economy is number one again!
Hooray Mr. President, we're really proud of you!
And the same for all Americans [in?] the great Red White and Blue!
So something Mr. President we all just something-some,
So here's a hearty hip-hooray a-something-something-some!
Hip, hip hooray! (3x)
News 12's Alicia Vitarelli with Dennis
British Video Demonstrating the Dangers of Texting & Driving
Escarole and Beans Sautee two cloves of diced garlic in olive oil, add two chopped small heads of escarole, sautee in white wine for five minutes then add one can of diced tomatoes, one can of cannellini beans. Sautee on low heat for 15 minutes. Sprinkle with pecorino cheese.
Italian Gyro Take a slice of flate bread(bread used in diners for gyros) Spread on liberally basil mayonaise(2 tblsps of mayo-1 tsp of spicy brown mustard - 1 tsp of pesto). add choped roasted red peppers two slices of pepper jack or provolove cheese and top with sauteed onions and slices of philly steak sandwich steak. Fold and eat!
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